[Script Info]
; This is an Advanced Sub Station Alpha v4+ script.
Title: GnT (2018-05-20) #1406 (Raw) - Cookie from the Future
ScriptType: v4.00+
PlayDepth: 0
ScaledBorderAndShadow: Yes
PlayResX: 1440
PlayResY: 1080
WrapStyle: 2
Original Translation: kentranslations
Original Editing: blakeo_x
Original Timing: blakeo_x

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[Events]
Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.50,0:00:02.91,Hamada,,0,0,0,,For the first time on Gaki no Tsukai
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.01,0:00:02.93,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,Let's do this.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.99,0:00:06.91,Hamada,,0,0,0,,Compete for 100,000 yen!\NSpring badminton tournament!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.92,0:00:10.19,Default-furigana,,0,0,0,,{\pos(549,800)\fs36}Hitoshi Matsumoto
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.92,0:00:10.19,Default-furigana,,0,0,0,,{\pos(887,800)\fs36}Masatoshi Hamada
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.92,0:00:10.19,Default-furigana,,0,0,0,,{\pos(362,1050)\fs36}Tsukitei Hosei
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.92,0:00:10.19,Default-furigana,,0,0,0,,{\pos(721,1050)\fs36}Shozo Endo
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.92,0:00:10.19,Default-furigana,,0,0,0,,{\pos(1067,1050)\fs36}Naoki Tanaka
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.67,0:00:10.21,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,730)}This is good, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.48,0:00:12.53,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,Badminton is a good choice.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.30,0:00:16.18,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,The staff is gonna get a\N19% viewing rate with this.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.96,0:00:18.56,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,For badminton?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.54,0:00:18.56,Hamada,,0,0,0,,Really?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.62,0:00:20.07,Hosei,,0,0,0,,The staff sure are idiots.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.40,0:00:20.07,Endo,,0,0,0,,We'll do our best.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.12,0:00:22.64,Guest Green,,0,0,0,,Hang on, everyone! Just a minute!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.68,0:00:24.28,Guest Green,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,730)}Just a minute...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.94,0:00:26.43,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,800)}{\c&H0500FF&}Wild Bomb
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.94,0:00:26.43,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,1070)}Rossy
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.57,0:00:25.03,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,730)}What is it?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.03,0:00:26.05,Guest Green,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,730)}Thank you for having me.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.19,0:00:29.25,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,As soon as I saw {\c&H08b208&}Rossy{\r}...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.33,0:00:33.01,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,I already knew {\c&H50EDEE&\3c&H000000&}who else{\r} is here.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.14,0:00:34.73,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,We're playing badminton today.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.95,0:00:37.99,Guest Green,,0,0,0,,No, no, no, badminton is super fun.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.22,0:00:36.81,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,It's gonna drop to 19%.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.53,0:00:39.02,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,They're aiming for 19%.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.06,0:00:42.03,Guest Green,,0,0,0,,No, we're aiming much higher than 19%!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.63,0:00:45.57,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,Oh, much higher? Then I'll play.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.06,0:00:45.57,Guest Green,,0,0,0,,It's gonna reach 20% or 30%.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.94,0:00:47.05,Hosei,,0,0,0,,What the heck, Rossy!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.75,0:00:48.73,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,What is he even saying?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.37,0:00:52.45,Guest Green,,0,0,0,,Please calm down.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.73,0:00:52.45,Hamada,,0,0,0,,{\pos(425,707)}YOU calm down!!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.51,0:00:54.50,Hamada,,0,0,0,,It's your fault!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.69,0:00:54.50,Endo,,0,0,0,,You're blaming us?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.18,0:01:01.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,1070)}The reason {\c&H08B208&}Rossy appeared{\r} in a white coat is...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.29,0:00:58.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,850)}Suddenly, Rossy appeared on the set.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.54,0:01:01.49,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,850)}But why is he really here?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.77,0:01:03.23,Guest Green,,0,0,0,,Well, I'm here because
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.26,0:01:06.65,Guest Green,,0,0,0,,I'm currently researching {\c&HFFFC00&}the future{\r}.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.70,0:01:08.19,Guest Green,,0,0,0,,And the {\c&HFFFC00&}future person{\r}...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.26,0:01:10.23,Guest Green,,0,0,0,,I successfully brought him here!!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.27,0:01:12.02,Hamada,,0,0,0,,Why are you researching the future?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.63,0:01:13.31,Hosei,,0,0,0,,What kind of future research?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.77,0:01:14.24,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,You're researching the future?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.37,0:01:15.97,Hamada,,0,0,0,,There's no roof!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.24,0:01:18.21,Guest Green,,0,0,0,,That's a premonition of the future!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.48,0:01:20.32,Guest Green,,0,0,0,,They're making a commotion\Nbecause I'm doing this.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.40,0:01:22.25,Guest Green,,0,0,0,,But a person from the future is here.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.83,0:01:24.41,Guest Green,,0,0,0,,{\pos(734,924)}They might be looking for them...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.71,0:01:25.38,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,If I were {\c&H08B208&}Rossy{\r},
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.47,0:01:27.60,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,I'd probably start over from the beginning.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.68,0:01:30.30,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,But I'm not Rossy...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.13,0:01:30.30,Hamada,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,850)}No, no, no.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.67,0:01:38.57,Translator Credits,,0,0,0,,Translated by kentranslations\NTimed/Edited by blakeo_x
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.13,0:01:43.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,1070)}Coming {\c&H0500FF&}face to face{\r} with a person from the future
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.45,0:01:43.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,850)}Rossy successfully brought\Nsomeone back from the future.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.55,0:01:47.81,Default,,0,0,0,,Now, they will get to meet the individual.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.99,0:01:50.72,Guest Green,,0,0,0,,He's here!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.68,0:01:58.99,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,806)}From the future
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.68,0:01:58.99,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(540,1065)\c&H0500FF&}Wild Bomb
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.68,0:01:58.99,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(857,1065)}Cookie
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.37,0:01:58.69,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,730)}He's from the future?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.60,0:02:02.45,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,I'm from the future.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.36,0:02:02.52,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,Did you just say "good morning"?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.07,0:02:04.68,Hosei,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,1070)}That's a normal bike.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.70,0:02:06.98,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,1070)}It's a {\c&H47C7D3&}future scooter{\r}.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.39,0:02:07.14,Endo,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,850)}Ah, so it is.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.03,0:02:08.59,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,1070)}It's pure white!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.79,0:02:10.52,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,It's a future scooter!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.72,0:02:12.68,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,It has the Suzuki logo.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.76,0:02:13.76,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.32,0:02:17.77,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,This is Ami Suzuki's bike.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.32,0:02:21.26,Default-furigana,,0,0,0,,{\pos(206,1078)}Ami Suzuki
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.32,0:02:21.26,Translator Note,,0,0,0,,(Translator note: Ami Suzuki is a popular DJ and 90's idol)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.19,0:02:20.99,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,Ami Suzuki is really\Npopular in the future.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.61,0:02:23.94,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,That doesn't prove he's from the future.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.96,0:02:23.94,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,It doesn't?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.25,0:02:25.98,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,Doesn't it seem super futuristic?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.59,0:02:28.11,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,Not really...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.79,0:02:28.35,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,What do you mean?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.23,0:02:29.93,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,Hi.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.99,0:02:31.33,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,Hello...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.83,0:02:36.82,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,1070)}Well, I'm from {\c&H47C7D3&}16 years in the future{\r}.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.56,0:02:35.82,Hamada,,0,0,0,,{\pos(610,850)}16 years?!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.92,0:02:35.82,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,{\pos(830,850)}16 years?!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.87,0:02:36.83,Hamada,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,850)}That's hard to believe.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.89,0:02:39.79,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,Does fashion change\Nthat much in 16 years?!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.01,0:02:40.79,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,It's totally different.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.87,0:02:44.86,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,1070)}It's the rainy season all the time.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.91,0:02:49.58,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,1070)}It's always raining, so we need wetsuits.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.18,0:02:54.38,Hosei,,0,0,0,,The Earth's gonna change a lot, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.61,0:02:55.23,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,It's completely different.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.53,0:02:56.79,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,The weather's gonna be so unusual.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.23,0:02:57.28,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,It's true.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.98,0:02:58.01,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,I see!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.04,0:03:01.83,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,They fall...The meteorites\Nfall into the earth.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.90,0:03:03.27,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,Really thin ones.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.75,0:03:06.45,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,The small ones. They're about this big.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.37,0:03:10.19,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,That's not gonna have any impact.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.50,0:03:10.19,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,They're about this thick.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.27,0:03:11.96,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,They're really thin, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.85,0:03:11.96,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,Very thin.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.20,0:03:14.21,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,They enter the earth really quickly.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.29,0:03:15.31,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,They're made of magma.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.40,0:03:17.36,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,It's true, guys!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.68,0:03:20.08,Endo,,0,0,0,,There must be lots of fires.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.44,0:03:20.08,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,Totally lots of disasters.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.24,0:03:22.60,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,We don't even bury them.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.19,0:03:23.59,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,Oh, you can't put dirt on them?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.25,0:03:25.55,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(480,1074)}Don't talk to me like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.28,0:03:25.55,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(960,1074)}What's wrong with you?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.67,0:03:27.17,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,1070)}You're too close!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.34,0:03:28.96,Hosei,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,850)}What's gotten into him all of a sudden?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.84,0:03:28.96,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,That was so sudden.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.27,0:03:30.51,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,I'm a future man!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.82,0:03:33.07,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(420,1074)}I'm a future person!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.60,0:03:33.07,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(910,1074)}Don't talk like I'm your friend!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.19,0:03:34.61,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,We're not friends.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.82,0:03:35.50,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,I didn't mean to.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.87,0:03:35.91,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,Be more careful.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.09,0:03:37.52,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,Are you still doubting me?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.83,0:03:38.67,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,About the future?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.69,0:03:40.57,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,Well, of course.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.19,0:03:41.93,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,You're doubting me, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.88,0:03:41.98,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,Of course.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.05,0:03:44.59,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,Alright, I'll tell you some stuff about {\c&H47C7D3&}the future{\r}.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.67,0:03:46.26,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,You can ask me anything.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.84,0:03:49.20,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,It's like {\c&H0500FF&}Oogiri{\r}.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.84,0:03:53.41,Translator Note,,0,0,0,,(Translator note: Oogiri is a form of improv comedy that focuses\Non providing funny answers on the spot for a question or theme)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.26,0:03:51.54,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,Oogiri?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.91,0:03:53.35,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,In the end, it's just Oogiri.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.18,0:03:57.27,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,I have to work my brain the most here.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.56,0:04:02.25,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,1070)}I ate three {\c&H50EDEE&\3c&H000000&}grape sugar tablets{\r} to get my brain going.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.35,0:04:06.03,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,I'll go first. Is that a C on your chest?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.11,0:04:07.02,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,It is, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.37,0:04:09.12,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,This is a C.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.64,0:04:13.51,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,This marks the spot where\None of those thin meteors fell.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.61,0:04:15.65,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,This is very trendy in the future.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.76,0:04:18.85,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,And the C stands for...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.38,0:04:20.42,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,Chan Kawai.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.38,0:04:25.96,Default-furigana,,0,0,0,,{\pos(178,1070)}Chan Kawai
Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.38,0:04:25.96,Translator Note,,0,0,0,,(Translator note: Chan Kawai is part of comedy duo {\i1}W ENGINE{\i0})
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.58,0:04:22.79,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,Chan Kawai.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.98,0:04:24.27,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,Chan Kawai?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.02,0:04:28.49,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,Looks like the {\c&H50EDEE&\3c&H000000&}grape sugar{\r} isn't working that well.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.57,0:04:29.87,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,Did you eat three of them?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.49,0:04:30.44,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,850)}I ate three.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.24,0:04:30.98,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,I see.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.06,0:04:33.11,Hosei,,0,0,0,,Are the glasses to prevent eye damage?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.19,0:04:35.71,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,That's right, {\c&H50EDEE&\3c&H000000&}the rays{\r} are strong.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.79,0:04:36.83,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,The rays of sun.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.91,0:04:38.35,Endo,,0,0,0,,Oh, sunlight.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.25,0:04:40.99,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,It's very sharp light.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.92,0:04:40.99,Endo,,0,0,0,,The light must be strong.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.13,0:04:45.29,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,Right now, the sunlight\Nis kinda like this.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.50,0:04:47.63,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,But in the future, it goes like this.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.77,0:04:48.86,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,What does that mean?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.49,0:04:49.49,Endo,,0,0,0,,What's that about?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.57,0:04:51.10,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,Feel how thick it is.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.25,0:04:53.28,Guest Green,,0,0,0,,The light is thick?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.31,0:04:54.76,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,What does that even mean?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.77,0:04:56.11,Hamada,,0,0,0,,I don't get it.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.37,0:04:57.09,Hosei,,0,0,0,,Do you fight it?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.16,0:04:58.02,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,He's talking about the sunlight.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.89,0:05:01.17,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,I mean, right now\Nthe sunlight is like this.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.85,0:05:01.80,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,Right, right, right.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.57,0:05:03.54,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,But it goes like this in the future.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:03.62,0:05:05.61,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,In that case, that's amazing.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.97,0:05:06.97,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,Really amazing.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.39,0:05:08.39,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,By the way...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:08.67,0:05:11.38,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,1070)}Aren't you curious about {\c&H47C7D3&}the TV programs of the future{\r}?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.48,0:05:12.17,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,Of course.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:12.19,0:05:13.28,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,Right?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.67,0:05:14.24,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,Well...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.81,0:05:16.63,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,There are TV books.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.66,0:05:20.75,Default-furigana,,0,0,0,,{\pos(520,1074)}{\fs45}TV magazine from 2034
Dialogue: 0,0:05:18.33,0:05:19.50,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(797,945)}Does this pique your interest?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.59,0:05:20.75,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\pos(630,945)}Yes!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:20.04,0:05:20.75,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,{\pos(870,945)}Let us see!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:20.80,0:05:22.38,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,I don't know these people.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.64,0:05:23.20,Hosei,,0,0,0,,Are they popular?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:22.58,0:05:23.82,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,There's no way.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.93,0:05:25.20,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,That's, um...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:25.45,0:05:27.33,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,Mayo Kawasaki's son.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:25.45,0:05:30.70,Default-furigana,,0,0,0,,{\pos(178,1070)}Mayo Kawasaki
Dialogue: 0,0:05:28.41,0:05:29.13,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.15,0:05:32.10,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,He's a TV actor.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.05,0:05:32.60,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,What's his name?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:33.54,0:05:35.45,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,Jam Kawasaki.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:34.76,0:05:41.51,Default-furigana,,0,0,0,,{\pos(178,1070)}Jam Kawasaki
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.49,0:05:41.51,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(680,1074)}From "mayo" in {\c&H47C7D3&}mayonnaise{\r},
Dialogue: 0,0:05:36.94,0:05:41.51,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(1090,1074)}you get {\c&H0001F0&}jam{\r}.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.59,0:05:44.28,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,You must be interested to know...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:44.36,0:05:46.27,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,how your program is doing in the future?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.27,0:05:47.75,Endo,,0,0,0,,What program has the most ratings?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.77,0:05:48.97,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,Just a minute...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.59,0:05:49.59,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,Who's number 1?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:49.39,0:05:51.79,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,My fingers are too smooth. You do it.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.67,0:05:53.16,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,Do I have to turn the pages?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.24,0:05:54.96,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,Seriously?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:54.61,0:05:57.09,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,Your fingerprints are amazing.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:56.26,0:05:57.09,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,What do you mean?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:57.17,0:05:59.21,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,Your fingerprints have a ton of friction.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.29,0:06:01.35,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,We don't have fingerprints in the future.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:01.55,0:06:05.98,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,My fingerprints are slick as butter.\NTry touching it.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:04.98,0:06:06.21,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,Is that so?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:06.23,0:06:07.20,Endo,,0,0,0,,How far should he go?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.28,0:06:10.21,Hamada,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,1070)}Cut it out!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:10.62,0:06:13.06,Hamada,,0,0,0,,Tell him where!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:10.84,0:06:13.06,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,I've been turning pages for a while.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:11.66,0:06:13.06,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,What do you mean?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:13.14,0:06:14.89,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,How is Shoten doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:13.14,0:06:18.25,Translator Note,,0,0,0,,(Translator note: Shoten is a long-running comedy show airing since 1966)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:14.54,0:06:15.87,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,Let's see.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:16.10,0:06:18.25,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,They're still doing Shoten.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:18.30,0:06:19.50,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,They are?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:19.03,0:06:20.66,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,That's quite disgusting.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:20.70,0:06:22.68,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,Are {\c&H50EDEE&\3c&H000000&}the rays{\r} OK now?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:22.24,0:06:23.04,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,850)}Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:23.16,0:06:23.77,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,The rays...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:23.85,0:06:26.57,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,1070)}What {\i1}about{\i0} {\c&H50EDEE&\3c&H000000&}the rays{\r}?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:27.10,0:06:29.23,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,The sunlight!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.29,0:06:30.66,Hamada,,0,0,0,,Hey you!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.81,0:06:33.06,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,Is your face red?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:33.10,0:06:35.72,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(552,1070)}{\c&H47C7D3&}We have thin skin,{\r}
Dialogue: 0,0:06:34.52,0:06:35.72,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(902,1070)}us future people.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:35.76,0:06:37.42,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,Blood flows quickly.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:39.26,0:06:40.24,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,Something like that...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:40.28,0:06:42.74,Hosei,,0,0,0,,What about Gaki no Tsukai?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:44.08,0:06:46.40,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,I'll tell you now. It's still on the air.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:46.57,0:06:47.81,Hamada,,0,0,0,,What?!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:47.97,0:06:49.01,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,You're still doing it.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.48,0:06:51.16,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,I'll show you.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:57.58,0:06:59.22,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,Are you OK?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:58.01,0:06:59.22,Guest Green,,0,0,0,,You dropped something.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.44,0:07:02.43,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,You don't have digital money?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:03.06,0:07:04.90,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,The thing is, I borrowed this bike.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:04.95,0:07:07.16,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,Route 33's Dodo lent it to me.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:05.13,0:07:10.27,Default-furigana,,0,0,0,,{\pos(178,1070)}{\fs45}Route 33's Dodo
Dialogue: 0,0:07:07.05,0:07:08.63,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,I don't know about that...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:07.63,0:07:08.63,Hamada,,0,0,0,,No way.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:10.34,0:07:14.65,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,Dodo saves up coins for the soaplands.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:10.34,0:07:20.02,Translator Note,,0,0,0,,(Translator note: Soaplands are bathhouses\Noften offering adult services on the side)
Dialogue: 0,0:07:16.03,0:07:17.90,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,I didn't know...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:18.44,0:07:20.01,Hamada,,0,0,0,,Who cares?!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:20.26,0:07:21.26,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,I'm sorry about the mess.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:20.89,0:07:23.34,Hamada,,0,0,0,,But the money hasn't changed, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:22.00,0:07:23.34,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,Didn't you borrow the bike?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:23.49,0:07:25.82,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,This bike is from the present.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:24.98,0:07:25.82,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,Oh, right, right!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:26.12,0:07:27.47,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,The bike is from the present!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:27.40,0:07:28.30,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,Right.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:28.38,0:07:31.72,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,Route 33's Dodo isn't around in the future.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:32.70,0:07:35.48,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,We don't even think of him in the present.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:39.62,0:07:40.88,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,Don't say that!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:41.17,0:07:44.27,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,He's the manager of a\NYakitori place right now!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:44.79,0:07:46.33,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,I don't know about that...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:46.86,0:07:47.86,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,Look.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:48.09,0:07:49.63,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,This is the present.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:49.91,0:07:51.21,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,It's Gaki no Tsukai.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:51.51,0:07:53.44,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,That was about 1 year ago.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:53.55,0:07:54.55,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:54.48,0:07:55.16,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,Right.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:55.20,0:07:57.85,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,Well, the members have changed a bit.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:57.95,0:08:00.53,Endo,,0,0,0,,Ah, because it's been 16 years.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:00.70,0:08:06.53,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,But the GnT tradition is still\Ngoing strong 16 years later.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:06.82,0:08:09.90,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,I'm sorry to say Tanaka's been replaced.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:11.70,0:08:13.43,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,That's unfortunate. What a shame...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:13.50,0:08:16.01,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,You could say it's a bit political.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:16.83,0:08:19.95,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,New Romantic's Onigiri replaced him.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:18.65,0:08:22.62,Default-furigana,,0,0,0,,{\pos(178,1070)}{\fs45}New Romantic's\NOnigiri
Dialogue: 0,0:08:19.77,0:08:22.57,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,Onigiri? Seriously?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:22.70,0:08:26.34,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,He's here thanks to Matsumoto's nepotism.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:27.25,0:08:28.85,Endo,,0,0,0,,Ah, I could see that.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:29.23,0:08:30.33,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,{\pos(727,888)}Is that so?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:29.85,0:08:32.01,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,We hang out in private...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:31.77,0:08:33.55,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,{\pos(727,888)}I have heard that.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:32.83,0:08:35.61,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,But we don't work on TV together.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:35.63,0:08:39.76,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,It's disgusting. And Endo?\NSorry, he's also been replaced.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:39.96,0:08:41.03,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,That's expected.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:41.04,0:08:42.37,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,The Kokoriko duo, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:42.25,0:08:44.63,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,Wanna see? This is...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:44.67,0:08:46.33,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,Tsutsumi from Dorians.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:46.41,0:08:50.41,Default-furigana,,0,0,0,,{\pos(178,1070)}{\fs45}Dorians' Tsutsumi
Dialogue: 0,0:08:50.52,0:08:54.54,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,This was Hamada's nepotism.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:54.62,0:08:56.54,Hosei,,0,0,0,,I knew they got along!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:57.23,0:08:59.42,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,You take good care of him.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:59.46,0:09:00.55,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,Let's see Hosei.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:00.99,0:09:03.42,Hamada,,0,0,0,,Yama-chan changed too.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:02.04,0:09:03.42,Hosei,,0,0,0,,Who is it?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:03.61,0:09:06.23,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,I'm sorry, Hosei changed too. Let's see...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:08.49,0:09:12.42,Default-furigana,,0,0,0,,{\pos(178,1070)}{\fs45}Dorians' Hirai
Dialogue: 0,0:09:08.33,0:09:10.00,Endo,,0,0,0,,More Dorians?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:10.73,0:09:12.46,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,Both Dorians. Wait...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.49,0:09:15.06,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,Hamada's nepotism is horrible!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:15.31,0:09:16.47,Endo,,0,0,0,,He fits in so nicely.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:16.55,0:09:18.48,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,And here's the big reveal.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:18.56,0:09:19.34,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,Really?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:19.44,0:09:20.90,Hamada,,0,0,0,,Isn't that the end?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:21.23,0:09:22.96,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,That's gotta be it.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:22.23,0:09:26.09,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,You would have never expected this, but...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:24.06,0:09:26.09,Hamada,,0,0,0,,I mean, we're Downtown!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:26.17,0:09:28.23,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,There's another sticker.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:28.72,0:09:30.96,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,Matsumoto changed.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:30.24,0:09:30.96,Hamada,,0,0,0,,Seriously?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:31.12,0:09:33.04,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,Hamada's the only one left?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:32.50,0:09:34.13,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,That's right, only Hamada.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:34.21,0:09:38.88,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,1070)}They're now {\c&H50EDEE&\3c&H000000&}Hamada and the Dorians'{\r} {\c&H0500FF&}Gottsu Ee Kanji{\r}.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:37.07,0:09:38.35,Endo,,0,0,0,,{\pos(718,863)}They changed the name?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:38.94,0:09:40.30,Hamada,,0,0,0,,{\pos(820,850)}This is Gaki!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:39.37,0:09:40.30,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\pos(520,850)}Wrong show!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:40.35,0:09:41.81,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,Oh, you're right!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:42.88,0:09:44.91,Hamada,,0,0,0,,It's not Gottsu!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:45.44,0:09:47.76,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,Your face is red!!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:49.57,0:09:51.25,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,{\c&H47C7D3&}Because we have thin skin.{\r}
Dialogue: 0,0:09:51.26,0:09:52.99,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,My skeleton shows through {\c&H47C7D3&}my skin{\r}.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:53.06,0:09:54.75,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,Let's see...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:55.65,0:09:56.43,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,This is
Dialogue: 0,0:09:56.51,0:09:57.53,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,Master Takahashi.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:57.61,0:10:02.67,Default-furigana,,0,0,0,,{\pos(178,1070)}{\fs45}Master Takahashi
Dialogue: 0,0:09:57.61,0:10:02.67,Translator Note,,0,0,0,,(Translator note: Master Takahashi is a minor\Ncelebrity known for having a fast trigger finger)
Dialogue: 0,0:10:00.69,0:10:04.30,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,He'd be close to 80 by that time!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:04.98,0:10:05.83,Guest Green,,0,0,0,,In 16 years, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:05.87,0:10:08.41,Hamada,,0,0,0,,This group wouldn't be funny at all!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:08.51,0:10:10.84,Endo,,0,0,0,,But they're still on the air, aren't they?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:10.92,0:10:13.44,Endo,,0,0,0,,They're still doing the show?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:11.73,0:10:13.44,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,Amazing...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:19.43,0:10:21.12,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,Now you'll dress like me.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:24.52,0:10:32.13,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(540,800)}Change into {\c&H0500FF&}clothes from 16 years in the future{\r}
Dialogue: 0,0:10:24.52,0:10:32.13,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,1070)}Learn about the future from {\c&HFF5204&}future person Cookie{\r}
Dialogue: 0,0:10:32.29,0:10:34.30,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,Look at the future fashion.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:34.38,0:10:36.27,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,Pretty good.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:36.36,0:10:37.23,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,We're similar.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:37.30,0:10:38.94,Hamada,,0,0,0,,What's this for?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:39.25,0:10:41.71,Hamada,,0,0,0,,What do you need this for?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:41.79,0:10:44.76,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,You know, it's like one of those things...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:45.73,0:10:47.18,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,I do this thing...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:47.51,0:10:49.57,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,1070)}I use it to pretend I'm {\c&H0500FF&}a fire extinguisher{\r}.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:49.62,0:10:51.89,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,See? I'm a fire extinguisher.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:52.84,0:10:54.40,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,That's what you do?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:55.15,0:10:57.69,Hamada,,0,0,0,,But we can't do that.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:57.24,0:10:58.94,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,We can't turn into fire extinguishers.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:59.27,0:11:03.37,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(490,1070)}As future people,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:01.21,0:11:03.37,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(910,1070)\c&H000000&}you're the lowest ranking.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:03.44,0:11:05.14,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,The length represents your rank.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:04.72,0:11:06.21,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,Really?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:05.53,0:11:06.21,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:06.29,0:11:09.14,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,The color is a little different too.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:08.15,0:11:09.14,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,Right.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:09.22,0:11:25.78,Default-furigana,,0,0,0,,{\pos(190,1070)}{\fs45}Mariko Kaga
Dialogue: 0,0:11:09.22,0:11:11.68,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,1070)}If I were Mariko Kaga, it would be blue...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:11.76,0:11:14.01,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,1070)}and stretch to the other side.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:14.09,0:11:16.99,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,1070)}Her rank is crazy high.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:17.07,0:11:21.71,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,She even brings her cape to {\c&H08B208&}Wa{\c&H50EDEE&}re{\c&HF47C56&}me {\c&HD9c3FD&}De {\c&HD100C2&}Po{\c&H0500FF&}n{\r}.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:17.07,0:11:21.72,Translator Note,,0,0,0,,(Translator note: Wareme De Pon is a Japanese Mahjong variety show)
Dialogue: 0,0:11:21.85,0:11:23.11,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,Oh, she plays Mahjong!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:22.62,0:11:23.56,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,Right.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:23.37,0:11:24.98,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,She sure loves that game.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:24.39,0:11:25.84,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,It's amazing.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:25.92,0:11:26.51,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,Next,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:26.53,0:11:29.52,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,1070)}Future {\c&H000000&}grave visiting.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:28.85,0:11:29.91,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,850)}What?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:29.59,0:11:31.59,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,It's completely different in the future.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:31.67,0:11:32.64,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,Shall we go?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:32.72,0:11:34.75,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,We'll do that next.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:35.42,0:11:43.81,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(576,878)\fs45}Learning about future grave visiting
Dialogue: 0,0:11:38.29,0:11:43.81,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,1070)\fs45\c&H0500FF&}Visiting graves 16 years in the future...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:44.08,0:11:48.21,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,The very design of the graves has changed.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:48.52,0:11:50.30,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,We don't visit graves like before.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:50.41,0:11:51.37,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,Tanaka...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:51.77,0:11:54.10,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,What do you think graves\Nof the future look like?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:54.21,0:11:56.04,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,They must be very compact.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:55.79,0:11:56.84,Endo,,0,0,0,,Very small?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:56.28,0:11:59.10,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,Yes, super small. So they\Ndon't take up much space.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:59.16,0:12:03.09,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,That's a very good prediction.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:03.41,0:12:07.32,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,We're running out of land\Nwith the population explosion.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:07.41,0:12:11.25,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,There's no space to make big graves.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:11.67,0:12:13.93,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,I never thought we'd\Nhave that kind of future.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:14.01,0:12:14.67,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,So...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:14.75,0:12:16.98,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,1070)}These small graves...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:17.07,0:12:21.27,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,1070)}Like they came from a gachapon machine!!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:19.01,0:12:21.27,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,850)}Well, maybe not quite that small.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:21.33,0:12:23.32,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,So, who wants to see?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:23.40,0:12:24.83,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,Ah, everyone does.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:24.88,0:12:26.95,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,They look like this.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:27.26,0:12:28.23,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,This is a grave.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:28.10,0:12:29.10,Hamada,,0,0,0,,A TV?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:28.25,0:12:30.16,Endo,,0,0,0,,It looks like an old CRT TV...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:29.83,0:12:31.05,Hamada,,0,0,0,,A video?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:31.13,0:12:33.02,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,1070)}A TV video?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:33.92,0:12:36.61,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,Remember how popular TVs were back then?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:37.57,0:12:40.73,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,1070)}There was a ton of {\c&H50EDEE&\3c&H000000&}waste{\r} created by TVs.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:40.81,0:12:42.84,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,1070)}You'd find them lying around everywhere.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:42.92,0:12:44.53,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,So, what could we do with them?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:44.57,0:12:46.26,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,1070)}We figured we'd used them as {\c&H000000&}graves{\r}.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:46.35,0:12:48.01,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,1070)}You're dead anyway.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:48.09,0:12:50.02,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,I mean, it's all just bones in the end.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:50.10,0:12:53.59,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,850)}Bones are really just {\c&H50EDEE&\3c&H000000&}trash{\r}, so we\Nfigured put trash with trash.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:53.67,0:12:56.25,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,1070)}{\c&H000000&}Graves{\r} are {\c&H50EDEE&\3c&H000000&}trash{\r} now.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:56.33,0:12:58.55,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,Also, look at this.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:58.63,0:13:00.16,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,It's Hamada.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:00.44,0:13:01.28,Hosei,,0,0,0,,You're right!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:01.13,0:13:03.04,Endo,,0,0,0,,Is that Hamada's grave?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:01.84,0:13:03.04,Hosei,,0,0,0,,Hamada's grave?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:03.28,0:13:06.18,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,1070)}It's your grave!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:04.79,0:13:06.18,Hamada,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,850)}My grave?!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:06.93,0:13:11.10,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(555,1070)}16 years later,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:09.33,0:13:11.10,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(860,1070)\c&H000000&}Hamada is dead.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:11.17,0:13:14.50,Endo,,0,0,0,,But you just showed him to us in Gaki...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:13.49,0:13:15.10,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,He was the only regular left.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:15.16,0:13:17.84,Hamada,,0,0,0,,I was the only one left in Gaki!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:17.93,0:13:21.81,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,That photo was taken 16\Nyears and 1 month in the future.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:21.90,0:13:26.41,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(483,1070)}This happened 16 years, 2 months,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:23.77,0:13:26.41,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(1060,1070)}and {\c&H50EDEE&\3c&H000000&}2 days{\r} in the future.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:26.54,0:13:28.05,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,1070)}That picture-
Dialogue: 0,0:13:26.82,0:13:28.51,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,850)}He died one month later?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:28.16,0:13:30.09,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,That's right, he's gonna die later.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:30.17,0:13:31.37,Endo,,0,0,0,,That's scary!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:31.85,0:13:32.98,Hamada,,0,0,0,,Is that so?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:33.07,0:13:35.15,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,1070)}Shirono, come here.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:35.23,0:13:36.29,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,Shirono?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:36.37,0:13:37.42,Endo,,0,0,0,,Is his name Shirono?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:37.50,0:13:38.23,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,Is your name Shirono?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:38.31,0:13:40.52,Guest Green,,0,0,0,,Yes, my name is Shi-ro-no.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:40.86,0:13:43.42,Guest Green,,0,0,0,,Some people call me Shir-Ono.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:43.50,0:13:47.58,Guest Green,,0,0,0,,People started calling me Shirono,\Nand then it turned into Roshino.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:47.66,0:13:49.28,Guest Green,,0,0,0,,"Roshino! Roshino!"
Dialogue: 0,0:13:49.44,0:13:53.57,Guest Green,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,850)}Then it turned into Rossy, and\Nthat's how I got stuck with the name.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:51.58,0:13:54.60,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,1070)}GET THE HELL OUT!!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:54.66,0:13:57.32,Endo,,0,0,0,,You called him Shirono.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:56.23,0:13:57.32,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,My fault, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:57.39,0:14:03.91,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,1070)}We use some of these in the future. But some we don't.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:57.59,0:14:03.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,870)}Tools for grave visiting in 16 years (including dummy items)
Dialogue: 0,0:14:04.04,0:14:05.25,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,Matsumoto, try it out.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:05.33,0:14:06.63,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,Oh, me?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:08.86,0:14:11.02,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,Hamada likes these.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:10.23,0:14:14.36,Default-furigana,,0,0,0,,{\pos(150,1060)}{\fs45}Asparagus
Dialogue: 0,0:14:11.61,0:14:15.02,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,I feel like we definitely need this.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:14.58,0:14:17.53,Default-furigana,,0,0,0,,{\pos(150,780)}{\fs45}Asparagus
Dialogue: 0,0:14:14.58,0:14:17.53,Default-furigana,,0,0,0,,{\pos(150,1060)}{\fs45}Water Pail
Dialogue: 0,0:14:16.37,0:14:18.01,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,And this one...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:17.71,0:14:19.56,Default-furigana,,0,0,0,,{\pos(150,510)}{\fs45}Asparagus
Dialogue: 0,0:14:17.71,0:14:19.56,Default-furigana,,0,0,0,,{\pos(150,780)}{\fs45}Water Pail
Dialogue: 0,0:14:17.71,0:14:19.56,Default-furigana,,0,0,0,,{\pos(150,1060)}{\fs45}Sotoba
Dialogue: 0,0:14:17.71,0:14:23.26,Translator Note,,0,0,0,,(Translator note: Sotoba are wooden posts inscribed\Nwith Buddhist prayers and the name of the deceased)
Dialogue: 0,0:14:19.64,0:14:22.72,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,I mean, you have to have this.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:24.16,0:14:25.46,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,He figured it out!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:25.54,0:14:26.54,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,I see!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:26.73,0:14:27.90,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,Let's do this.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:27.98,0:14:29.74,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,Place it vertically.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:29.95,0:14:31.50,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,And then we do this...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:31.68,0:14:32.45,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,OK, OK...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:32.53,0:14:34.80,Endo,,0,0,0,,It's starting to look real.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:34.89,0:14:38.68,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,It's starting to look\Nreal, and it's very creepy.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:39.15,0:14:40.23,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,I don't know...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:40.31,0:14:41.76,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,Oh, it went inside.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:43.17,0:14:47.43,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,1070)}Stand back...It's wrong. Wrong!!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:45.88,0:14:47.43,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,850)}Oh, sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:47.52,0:14:48.75,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,It's a mess.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:48.83,0:14:51.61,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,1070)}It's soaking wet!!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:51.70,0:14:52.90,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,1070)}There's so much water!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:52.98,0:14:57.99,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,1070)}It's fine! You can't use this stuff anyway...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:58.07,0:14:59.19,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,1070)}You can-
Dialogue: 0,0:15:00.71,0:15:03.14,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,1070)}Don't talk if you don't know!!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:03.22,0:15:03.64,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,I'm sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:03.72,0:15:04.99,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,1070)}Don't get full of yourself!!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:05.08,0:15:07.08,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,1070)\fs65}DON'T GET FULL OF YOURSELF!!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:08.98,0:15:09.78,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,Sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:10.12,0:15:14.35,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,You've all been acting high\Nand mighty from the start.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:13.41,0:15:14.41,Guest Green,,0,0,0,,They messed up.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:14.48,0:15:17.96,Hosei,,0,0,0,,But we want to know the correct answer.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:16.80,0:15:17.96,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,I'll show you.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:21.61,0:15:25.08,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,See? He grabbed the Ginbis snack.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:23.77,0:15:25.08,Hamada,,0,0,0,,You're right.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:25.44,0:15:27.20,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,He grabbed the same stuff!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:27.64,0:15:28.67,Endo,,0,0,0,,The same stuff...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:28.76,0:15:30.83,Hamada,,0,0,0,,He's putting it behind.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:29.77,0:15:30.83,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,It's the same spot!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:31.03,0:15:32.27,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,That's it.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:31.64,0:15:32.27,Hosei,,0,0,0,,You're right.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:32.33,0:15:33.55,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,Did you get it right?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:40.46,0:15:42.52,Hamada,,0,0,0,,He's covering the grave\Nwith exhaust fumes.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:42.60,0:15:44.84,Endo,,0,0,0,,I don't think that's right...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:46.72,0:15:49.00,Endo,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,1070)}That's why he was so pissed off.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:47.64,0:15:49.00,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,850)}Is it OK?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:49.10,0:15:50.45,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,That's why he got mad.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:50.53,0:15:52.06,Endo,,0,0,0,,He was super angry.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:52.14,0:15:53.68,Endo,,0,0,0,,He's using the TV.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:54.58,0:15:57.25,Hosei,,0,0,0,,It's been a while since\NI've seen this kind of TV.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:57.33,0:15:58.54,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,Here we go...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:03.23,0:16:04.27,Endo,,0,0,0,,I remember this.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:04.35,0:16:05.82,Hosei,,0,0,0,,Look at him.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:05.34,0:16:07.52,Hamada,,0,0,0,,I sure did that...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:09.40,0:16:11.12,Hamada,,0,0,0,,Gimme a break...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:11.66,0:16:14.86,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,Ah, we can see the person he was.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:17.22,0:16:20.61,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,You get to see all this nostalgic footage.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:20.27,0:16:21.48,Endo,,0,0,0,,I see, I see.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:24.15,0:16:26.32,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,A memorial, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:25.09,0:16:26.32,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,That's right.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:28.52,0:16:29.33,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:31.34,0:16:33.82,Endo,,0,0,0,,What did you tape over?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:31.91,0:16:33.82,Guest Green,,0,0,0,,You can't show that.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:34.82,0:16:37.35,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,You can't tape over that stuff.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:36.95,0:16:38.25,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,It's so dirty.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:37.72,0:16:39.74,Endo,,0,0,0,,You should have used a brand new tape.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:39.82,0:16:40.81,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,Well...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:40.89,0:16:44.85,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,1070)}I recorded over a private video.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:44.93,0:16:46.91,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,1070)}It was a miscalculation.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:47.24,0:16:48.73,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,1070)}OK, what's next?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:48.81,0:16:49.37,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:50.31,0:16:51.09,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:53.05,0:16:55.07,Hosei,,0,0,0,,He's shepherding us away.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:54.12,0:16:55.94,Hamada,,0,0,0,,Your glasses.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:56.02,0:16:57.05,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,Oh, right.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:58.16,0:16:59.55,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,The rays, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:00.07,0:17:01.54,Endo,,0,0,0,,Will you tell us what's next?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:01.80,0:17:03.42,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,Why does he keep the engine on?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:03.71,0:17:05.52,Endo,,0,0,0,,The face in that video, though...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:06.14,0:17:07.53,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,It feels like-
Dialogue: 0,0:17:06.77,0:17:08.95,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,He always turns the engine\Non, then pushes the bike.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:09.03,0:17:12.33,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,1070)}It feels like he's sending us off to the station.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:14.13,0:17:16.30,Endo,,0,0,0,,Like he wants to go home quickly.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:23.88,0:17:32.27,Translator Note,,0,0,0,,(Translator note: Setsubun is the celebrated beginning of spring. During it,\NMamemaki or "bean-throwing" is done to ward off evil for the coming year)
Dialogue: 0,0:17:23.88,0:17:32.27,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(576,878)\fs45}Learn about the future of the Setsubun Spring Festival
Dialogue: 0,0:17:27.38,0:17:32.27,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,1070)\fs45\c&H0500FF&}What's the bean-throwing ceremony like 16 years later...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:32.47,0:17:35.80,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,1070)}Hamada will play {\c&H0500FF&}the demon{\r}.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:37.23,0:17:41.20,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,You'll have to come with me\Nand change into the demon.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:41.28,0:17:45.48,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,1070)}Dressing as a demon from {\c&H0500FF&}16 years in the future{\r}
Dialogue: 0,0:17:41.70,0:17:45.48,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,850)}The two of them prepare for a demonic battle.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:46.19,0:17:47.59,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,Here comes a demon!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:47.67,0:17:48.90,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,A demon is coming!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:53.39,0:17:55.60,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,1070)}That's Hamada.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:56.38,0:17:59.62,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,1070)}{\c&H0500FF&}Future demons{\r} still look like this.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:59.81,0:18:02.03,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,That's what he meant by "demon".
Dialogue: 0,0:18:02.10,0:18:03.35,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,Hamada!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:07.06,0:18:08.06,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,Well...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:08.41,0:18:09.33,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,No, no, no.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:09.90,0:18:12.10,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,1070)}It's meaningless.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:10.88,0:18:12.10,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,850)}That's just him.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:12.24,0:18:13.24,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,It's him.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:13.28,0:18:14.28,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,But...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:13.99,0:18:15.03,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,He's no different.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:15.49,0:18:17.20,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,It's meaningless?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:16.55,0:18:17.20,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:17.22,0:18:21.62,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,780)}Even when Hamada is {\c&HBD3311&}impersonating Hamada,{\r}
Dialogue: 0,0:18:18.95,0:18:21.62,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,1070)}he still {\c&H50EDEE&\3c&H000000&}looks like Hamada.{\r}
Dialogue: 0,0:18:21.68,0:18:25.99,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,1070)}Hamada is still Hamada.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:26.42,0:18:27.67,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,What are we looking at?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:27.00,0:18:28.41,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,Let's get down.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:27.89,0:18:29.18,Endo,,0,0,0,,It's pointless.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:28.99,0:18:29.99,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,Right?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:29.44,0:18:30.85,Endo,,0,0,0,,It's just him.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:30.08,0:18:31.84,Hamada,,0,0,0,,What's the point of this?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:31.89,0:18:32.77,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,There's no change.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:32.94,0:18:34.71,Hamada,,0,0,0,,What do you mean?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:34.15,0:18:35.87,Endo,,0,0,0,,You didn't change at all.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:36.01,0:18:39.72,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,1070)}We're gonna be {\c&H50EDEE&\3c&H000000&}throwing beans{\r} for Setsubun.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:39.80,0:18:43.77,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,1070)}It's gonna be a {\c&H50EDEE&\3c&H000000&}real fight{\r} between {\c&H0500FF&}demons{\r} and {\c&H08B208&}humans{\r}.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:43.85,0:18:47.34,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,1070)}You guys have to try your best to ward us away,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:47.42,0:18:49.76,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,and we'll try to stay inside the house.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:50.49,0:18:51.17,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,It's serious!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:51.25,0:18:56.32,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,1070)}We also have these {\c&H50EDEE&\3c&H000000&}flannel shirts{\r}, since I'm with Hamada.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:56.40,0:18:58.74,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,To defend yourselves, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:57.05,0:18:58.74,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,Wait, are those weapons?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:58.82,0:18:59.54,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,They are.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:59.62,0:19:04.16,Hamada,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,1070)}It's really wet.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:01.40,0:19:04.10,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\pos(420,850)}No way! Stop that!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:03.43,0:19:04.44,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,{\pos(920,850)}No good!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:04.25,0:19:08.14,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,1070)}We'll use these soaking wet shirts to {\c&H0500FF&}slap you!!{\r}
Dialogue: 0,0:19:05.88,0:19:08.32,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\pos(420,850)}No, no, no!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:07.06,0:19:08.66,Hosei,,0,0,0,,{\pos(920,850)}Hang on!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:08.42,0:19:10.47,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,That'll hurt too much!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:10.55,0:19:12.56,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,We don't have any weapons!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:12.63,0:19:14.29,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,I'll give you something too!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:12.63,0:19:14.29,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,Yeah, they're too strong.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:14.38,0:19:19.82,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,We have handheld weapons,\Nbut you get these projectiles...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:19.90,0:19:23.12,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,1070)}It's {\c&H50EDEE&\3c&H000000&}teeth{\r}.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:21.01,0:19:23.12,Hamada,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,850)}Teeth?! Really?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:23.20,0:19:24.75,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,Teeth instead of beans.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:24.84,0:19:25.93,Endo,,0,0,0,,What kind of teeth?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:26.01,0:19:27.83,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,They're {\c&H50EDEE&\3c&H000000&}human teeth{\r}.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:27.34,0:19:28.92,Endo,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,850)}Human?!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:28.12,0:19:29.12,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,1070)}Human teeth.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:29.66,0:19:31.16,Hosei,,0,0,0,,From humans?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:30.60,0:19:31.16,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:31.22,0:19:34.72,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,1070)}We'll attack while the music plays.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:34.80,0:19:38.37,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,1070)}But you can't throw teeth while it plays.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:37.33,0:19:38.38,Endo,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,850)}What?!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:38.42,0:19:40.89,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,When the music {\c&H50EDEE&\3c&H000000&}suddenly stops{\r},
Dialogue: 0,0:19:40.95,0:19:43.15,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,that's when {\c&H50EDEE&\3c&H000000&}the demons freeze{\r}.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:43.23,0:19:45.53,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,1070)}That's your chance!!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:44.41,0:19:45.52,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,850)}You can't move?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:45.60,0:19:47.99,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,1070)}That's when we get to throw these.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:46.36,0:19:47.99,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,850)}Yes, you start throwing.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:48.02,0:19:50.73,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,950)}Now, future Setsubun...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:49.86,0:19:50.73,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,1050)}{\fs95}START!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:52.02,0:19:53.33,Hamada,,0,0,0,,This song?!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:01.85,0:20:03.69,Endo,,0,0,0,,He's gonna get us!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:04.24,0:20:05.64,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,Scary!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:09.55,0:20:10.37,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,That hurt!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:16.08,0:20:17.31,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,Come on!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:17.39,0:20:18.83,Endo,,0,0,0,,Stop the music!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:26.48,0:20:27.57,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,He stopped!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:34.02,0:20:35.55,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,They stopped again!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:45.04,0:20:46.50,Endo,,0,0,0,,Huh? Is it over?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:47.93,0:20:49.47,Endo,,0,0,0,,What's happening?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:50.99,0:20:52.51,Hamada,,0,0,0,,What is this?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:53.51,0:20:54.51,Endo,,0,0,0,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:55.60,0:20:57.91,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,Alright. Stop! Stop! Stop!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:58.28,0:21:00.14,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,Cut it off.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:00.86,0:21:01.92,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,YOU!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:02.38,0:21:03.85,Hamada,,0,0,0,,Why me?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:03.94,0:21:05.56,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,Terrible!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:06.87,0:21:09.25,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,I've never had such a terrible partner.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:09.33,0:21:10.60,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,We give up!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:10.96,0:21:12.12,Guest Green,,0,0,0,,It's over.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:12.42,0:21:13.68,Hamada,,0,0,0,,What a mess.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:13.85,0:21:14.85,Guest Green,,0,0,0,,It's over.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:14.91,0:21:16.43,Endo,,0,0,0,,Human teeth...?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:16.51,0:21:25.94,Translator Note,,0,0,0,,(Translator note: He keeps pronouncing "human teeth" slightly\Ndifferently, with the last one being "Hitoshi", Matsumoto's first name)
Dialogue: 0,0:21:16.54,0:21:20.11,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,1070)}Human teeth.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:20.89,0:21:22.00,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,Hitoshi!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:32.33,0:21:36.39,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,1070)}Now, it's time to announce today's {\c&H0500FF&}winner{\r}!!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:36.47,0:21:39.57,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,And to help me do it is...!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:41.68,0:21:42.78,Endo,,0,0,0,,What the...
Dialogue: 0,0:21:44.11,0:21:44.83,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:45.48,0:21:46.42,Endo,,0,0,0,,Why him?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:46.62,0:21:47.27,Hosei,,0,0,0,,Is that...
Dialogue: 0,0:21:47.35,0:21:50.56,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,1070)}Moto Fuyuki?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:49.04,0:21:50.56,Endo,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,850)}He's from the future?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:51.03,0:21:52.21,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,Take this?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:52.51,0:21:53.52,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,Thanks.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:53.92,0:21:56.10,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,He's not from the future.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:56.19,0:22:06.59,Default-furigana,,0,0,0,,{\pos(180,1070)}{\fs45}Shigeru Tsuyuki
Dialogue: 0,0:21:56.19,0:21:57.45,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,He's Tsuyuki.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:57.70,0:21:59.03,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,From Fuji TV.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:59.16,0:22:01.69,Endo,,0,0,0,,Are you Tsuyuki from Fuji TV?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:00.45,0:22:01.90,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,That's not Tsuyuki.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:01.83,0:22:03.78,Endo,,0,0,0,,That's Tsuyuki?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:02.37,0:22:03.15,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,It's Tsuyuki.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:03.39,0:22:05.87,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,He's on Fuji TV.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:05.51,0:22:07.19,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,That's confusing...
Dialogue: 0,0:22:07.27,0:22:08.99,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,We have a winner.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:09.56,0:22:10.88,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,1070)}TANAKA
Dialogue: 0,0:22:10.91,0:22:12.04,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,1070)}Congratulations!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:12.08,0:22:13.80,Endo,,0,0,0,,It's always Tanaka.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:12.49,0:22:13.80,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,H-Hold on...
Dialogue: 0,0:22:14.35,0:22:15.53,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,Why is that?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:15.61,0:22:19.37,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,He was the bravest one. He\Ndesperately tried to fight us.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:19.46,0:22:21.15,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,He wasn't scared.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:21.24,0:22:24.06,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,My chest hurts from all the teeth.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:24.41,0:22:25.78,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,Congratulations.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:27.80,0:22:30.07,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,I'm going to give you a {\c&H0500FF&}prize{\r}.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:30.49,0:22:32.22,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,Now then, Mr. Tsuyuki...
Dialogue: 0,0:22:32.43,0:22:37.01,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,1070)}This is a {\c&H47C7D3&}tunnel to the future{\r}.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:37.09,0:22:39.26,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,This is the prize.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:39.32,0:22:43.60,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,1070)}I will give you {\c&H50EDEE&\3c&H000000&}five seconds{\r} to look into {\c&H47C7D3&}the future{\r}.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:42.43,0:22:43.60,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,850)}Amazing!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:43.74,0:22:45.65,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,Whaaaa?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:45.74,0:22:50.48,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,So, you have to put your head\Nthrough the hoop to see the future.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:50.56,0:22:54.89,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,1070)}Please share {\c&H50EDEE&\3c&H000000&}the future you see{\r} with everyone.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:53.10,0:22:55.38,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,750)}Woah, what a fantasy!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:55.46,0:22:56.67,Endo,,0,0,0,,Just five seconds, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:56.48,0:22:57.68,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,A real fantasy.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:56.69,0:22:57.68,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,Just five seconds.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:57.73,0:23:00.07,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,Pass your head through!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:00.84,0:23:01.85,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,One...
Dialogue: 0,0:23:02.97,0:23:06.37,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,1070)}But we can still see him.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:03.67,0:23:06.25,Guest Green,,0,0,0,,{\pos(620,850)}We can see it.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:03.81,0:23:04.81,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(920,850)}Three...
Dialogue: 0,0:23:05.16,0:23:06.16,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(920,850)}Four...
Dialogue: 0,0:23:06.50,0:23:07.87,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,850)}Five, time's up!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:07.93,0:23:08.93,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,OK...
Dialogue: 0,0:23:08.77,0:23:10.01,Endo,,0,0,0,,Did you see it?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:10.09,0:23:11.15,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,What did you see?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:11.55,0:23:14.35,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,1070)}After the staff said "OK",
Dialogue: 0,0:23:14.37,0:23:18.47,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,1070)}Cookie apologized a lot.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:16.86,0:23:18.47,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,740)}Come on...
Dialogue: 0,0:23:20.02,0:23:22.65,Guest Green,,0,0,0,,Was he really apologizing?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:23.03,0:23:23.74,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,He was.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:23.80,0:23:29.32,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,1070)}I messed up. That was {\c&H0500FF&}30 seconds later{\r}.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:27.68,0:23:29.32,Guest Green,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,850)}It'll happen again.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:29.48,0:23:31.15,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,Let's go home, Mr. Tsuyuki.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:30.42,0:23:31.63,Endo,,0,0,0,,"Tsuyuki"?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:31.46,0:23:32.51,Guest Green,,0,0,0,,Tsuyuki...
Dialogue: 0,0:23:32.54,0:23:33.94,Hamada,,0,0,0,,Actually Tsuyuki?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:33.97,0:23:35.98,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,Come with me, Tsuyuki.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:34.99,0:23:35.97,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,Not Fuyuki, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:37.72,0:23:38.51,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,They're gonna disappear.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:38.60,0:23:40.62,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,Adios, Japanese people!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:40.71,0:23:41.95,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,Gaki members,
Dialogue: 0,0:23:42.06,0:23:43.62,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(494,1070)}Thank you!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:42.59,0:23:43.62,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(720,1070)}Thank you!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:42.98,0:23:43.62,Guest Blue,,0,0,0,,{\pos(946,1070)}Thank you!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:50.79,0:23:53.06,Hamada,,0,0,0,,What was that?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:51.75,0:23:53.06,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,They're the worst.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:53.17,0:24:03.72,Translator Credits,,0,0,0,,{\pos(1100,170)}Translated by kentranslations\NTimed/Edited by blakeo_x
Dialogue: 0,0:23:53.76,0:23:57.05,Matsumoto,,0,0,0,,Just the worst. I can see him apologizing.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:58.15,0:24:00.15,Endo,,0,0,0,,He's bowing to him.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:00.42,0:24:02.98,Tanaka,,0,0,0,,Apologize to us!
Dialogue: 0,0:24:00.87,0:24:02.98,Guest Green,,0,0,0,,Seriously?!