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Now presenting: Yoshimoto Dream Team
What "dream team"?
So energetic
We're ultra dreamy, okay?
What "dreamy"?
Your bald spot's showing!
Don't bully him
He's too scared to move
I hate this mean-spirited comedy
That's what makes it unairable
First question:
Ah I see
This makes sense
Its free points, basically
Yoshimoto Dream Team begins
Try again
Gonna puke
What's wrong?
Can't continue
What's wrong?
We just started though
Persevere!
Putting him first was a mistake
Nonsense, it makes no sense
Its impossible to understand
Its over
It all sounds the same
Add some variation
Slightly... slightly better
Like Takeshi now
Again
You can't have too many tries
Finally
Now Fujimon to Shouji
Go!
Do your best
No clue
Great job! -No clue
I said it
Perfect
Was that clear enough?
Terrible
Do better
I'll go word by word
All the same
Isn't it identical?
He totally got it
Right?
Now Shouji to Nishida
Nishida's good at this
Impressive
Got it
Isn't this identical?
Shouji's specialty
Crystal clear
Totally identical
Exactly the same
Listen carefully
No difference
How many retries?
There are subtle variations...
Feel it...
His version might be wrong
Nishida to Subaru
I'm completely lost
Tiny changes might work
Do your best Subaru
Not bad
Identical again
This segment already ended
Should we continue?
No need
Honestly
It was identical all along
Subaru, what is your final answer?
Blow nose
Incorrect
Hey Subaru!
Nishida's guess?
French bread?
Completely wrong
Shouji's turn
Pig's nose?
Nope
Fujimon?
Rice bag
Huh?
Why "rice bag"?!
French bread makes less sense
It doesn't have to be nose-related
Iwao's answer?
Rhinoceros beetle
What?!
Impossible to guess
Hamada's revenge despite his bad pig impression?!
Pig sound game round 2
Hamada's first in an attempt to redeem himself
Hamada's suddenly confident
Ultra confident
A massive improvement
Gaki team's challenge:
People can still grow at this age
"Firecracker"
Gaki team begins
I succeeded right?
We wouldn't know
We're mid-game
Too quiet
What's happening?
We know the answer -This is wrong
Isn't it?
No no, correct
Not a pig sound at all
I don't get it
Got it?
Got the first part
Ok
Ends with "Ha"
He said "Ha" -I'm lost
Better now?
Almost, last try
Go
Hosei to Tanaka
Can you do it?
Hamada's improvement is shocking
Totally different
Hes' got bad ears -It completely changed
Already over?
That's it?
No way
Seriously, what did you hear?
Entirely different
You forgot?
Looks fun, at least
Ultra happy vibes
Pass it on properly!
Old men laughing this hard?
In hysterics! -Why?
Again
Start
That's all?
Tanaka's turn
It was wrong from the start
Took forever -Sorry
Two BGM changes!
Its the second song now
Having fun today?
Great great
Eh? Already over?
What?
Too short?
What word was that?
Seriously what?
Isn't this too short?
Completely wrong
Make up your mind
My stomach hurts
Not like this
What's this?
The hell?
Gross
I'm completely lost
This short?
Matsumoto to Endo
Its doable
Feels right
Matsumoto's good
Could recover
Go ahead
The expected outcome
Totally expected
Great delivery
Technically accurate
Damn he's good
Starting -Too short?
With gestures
Pointless gesture?
Wait...
Matsumoto, wait
He's broken
Its impossible to guess
This short?
It could be short
Endou -Wait, its too short
Final answer please
Katou
Ikeniya -No way
※Leader of "The Drifters"
Ikeniya said it
"Katou!"
Katou? Not Shimura?
We've lost
Matsumoto's guess?
Shocker
※Evil organization in "Kamen Rider"
Impressive
But probably not Shocker
Tanaka
Perfect—
Impossible!
Hosei
Hammer
Wrong from here?
Hamada's answer?
Let Hamada try?
Crying
How many times today?
What are you doing?
Its a sound check
They're getting closer
I'm starting
Why is he getting closer?
Go
The quality has dropped again
It was good earlier
How can we understand this?
But I did it before
It worked before
Right?
it wasn't bad
Firecracker
Correct
Got it!
Correct correct
Yay—
This is wrong
Its not a 1-to-5 relay
So complicated
In the pig sound game, no one scored points
And so, the final round will decide the winner
The final challenge begins!
Final event:
Sneezing Powder Relay!!
Its a team relay race
You must induce a sneeze
Run with the tissue box baton
And pass it to the next runner
The winning team will get 30 points
Thanks
Still like this, huh?
Final Match: Sneeze then pass the tissue box
Its a Sneezing Relay
Which team will make it across the finish line?
We need champion sashes
For the final runer
The tissue box
The tissue box replaces the sash
Are you listening?
We're leading now
You're actually behind
Losing this means total defeat
Alright. begin!
On your marks
Start sneezing!
They're bold, yet delicate
Yama-chan fight!
No fake sneezes -Right
Yama-chan -Don't rush!
Take your time
Insert it deeper
Checking the lighting?
Yama-chan, you're almost there
Its coming!
Tissue box, the tissue box!
Go go go
Great job. Yama-chan!
Good effort!
He's using multiple sheets
The second sneeze
Hosei was fast
Subaru, no repeats!
Stop saying that
Endo's weak anyway
Endo's nose is dumb
But confident
His nose is dumb
Endo, focus!
Dumb all over, but especially his nose
Perfect!
Nishida
The one with the plucked nose hairs
That might help
Probably
Go deeper!
Check the lighting
Lighting check, Tanaka
Try the other nostril
Change the flavor
Change the flavor?
The other nostril
Switch up the techinque
We're catching up!
Seriously?
Tanaka?
Focus, Tanaka!
That's a cough
Sneeze achieved
You're going too deep
Its just coughing
Way too deep
I get it
Dual weilding is possible, too
A dual wield is better, Tanaka
Two from one sheet? Amazing
This method's better
One should work, though
Nope, its a dead end
That doesn't count
Heinrich
Dr. Heinrich
Why a female celeb?
Shouji's XXXX technique
Not here please
Fine fine, XXXX works
Shouji
What's this?
Too fast, Shouji!
You're not even trying!
He's trying something else
With a tissue box baton
Its the Sneezing Relay
And is a close race at the 3rd section
There's a sweet spot
Find it
Achoo
No no
He said "achoo"
Don't say "achoo"
We're leading slightly
Tanaka can't sneeze -Sorry
So lame
A flashback to the Brazilian wax
You need nose hairs to do it?
No hairs, no good?
But Tanaka succeeded
Hes' got no highlights today
Just give up
Pure mind games
Ah... achoo
Success!
Nope
He did it!
No no no, it was fake
Fine, whatever
We'll still win
What?
Got it got it
Please
Our senpai's coming
Exactly
Super fast
Here it comes
That's wrong, Hamada!
Not that -Sneeze!
Sneeze, sneeze!
Gagging doesn't count
Its coming! Hamada's coming!
It's time
It won't come
Make it longer
Here! Hamada's here!
Its coming, its coming
No no
I thought it was over
Sounded like the finale
So loud!
Great
Eh? That was questionable
No, it worked
Yoshimoto Dream Team's Fujimoto
This is it! This is it!
What's this?
You'll die!
Factory reset him
Wait wait
I can't focus
They're not sneezes!
He's trying
It won't come...
They're weirdly stuck
Hamada can catch up
Fight!
Hamada!
Here
Its coming -Oh no
Here here
I thought it was over!
Final result!
Gen Z can't dance?
Showa kids played wild
Showa people... were idiots?
Downtown's messy Showa era
Here we go
How many tries?!
Enough?
Hamada's attempts count as one
Pass it
OK
We'll count it
Done -Matsumoto!
The final showdown
Please please
Pretty please
Here here
It's coming
I did it!
Nope
Why not?!
I did!
He clearly did!
Appreciate my gagging!
It was simultaneous
Here we go
Enough
Success!
Box, box!
OK, we win?
Ouch!
What losers
Yoshimoto Dream Team wins!
What was that?
Pathetic
Gaki Team: 0 points
Yoshimoto: 50 points
Yoshimoto wins!
Too weak
Weak and boring
So weird...
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