Typesetting: elliebeano Translation: bakahatsu
Street Corner Endurance Project: Hot Hot Kiss Grand Prix!!
DOWNTOWN MATSUMOTO HITOSHI HAMADA MASATOSHI
Well, what's today?
Today we have six people.
We will form pairs together.
The pairs will go to popular date spots, and with all the people watching,
for the next two hours, we will kiss.
A real mouth to mouth, right?
Yes, and the pair that achieves the longest kiss receives
prize money of 300,000 yen!!
You know, while 300,000 yen is pretty good,
why do we have to earn it doing such a thing!?
Is it okay if I ask a question?
I understand why the five of you need to participate.
But why am I getting dragged into this?
Isn't this concept a little absurd?
It's because we needed an even number.
We needed one more, someone who would be willing.
When we asked the staff who would be willing to do this for money,
it's only this guy who responded to our calls.
The person who wins at Rock, Paper, Scissors
selects someone, and they become a pair.
Even if I win the second round, he will point at me if he wins the first.
That's what makes this exciting.
Hamada gets to select his partner first!!
This is too tough.
I don't wanna do this.
I get it from a ratings perspective.
But this is too much.
For the time being, I'm just having you as my backup.
Yeah, yeah. That's right.
We wouldn't be able to choose each other.
Probably has to be Tanaka right?
Has to right?
Hamada and Tanaka-pair is formed!
It seemed like you picked him instead.
Thank you very much.
This kind of reaction is only natural.
Endo gets second pick!!
Endo and Suga-pair is formed!
For real!?
When it comes to dating spots, we have Odaiba, Korakuen Amusement Park,
Matsumoto and Yamasaki-pair is formed!
and finally Harajuku.
Odaiba has the best atmosphere.
The athmosphere has nothing to do with this.
Take it out please.
Korakuen.
They got the good spot.
A spot popular among couples: Korakuen Amusement Park.
While lit by the beautiful decorative lighting, these two will have their kiss.
Please not Odaiba.
Matsumoto and Yamasaki will have their kiss at...
Odaiba!
Brimming with couples on the weekends: Odaiba.
Enjoy a rest while being dyed in the seven colors of the Rainbow Bridge.
Odaiba.
Which means what's left for us is...
Harajuku.
When it comes to dating, there is no place like Harajuku.
Visited by young couples, there is no doubt that love fills the air here.
Hello.
Whoa, I can hear a ton of screaming.
Whoa, seems nice.
Hello.
Huh?
Who am I speaking to?
Hello. Is it Matsumoto?
Yes, it's Matsumoto.
How many people are where you are?
Truth is...
there's not a single person here.
It's so depressing here.
Is this even, possible?
It seems so much better over where you are.
You can hear them so clearly.
Even I heard it.
I don't wanna do it, it is horrible here.
Your place is way better.
With nobody else around, this depressing place is way worse.
By the way, when are we doing it?
It's currently 2 minutes to the hour right?
Let's say at exactly 6 o'clock.
Yeah it is.
2 minutes left then.
Let's do it.
Understood.
When it turns 6 o'clock we will begin.
Got it.
Let's do it for real.
Please, I wanna win this for real.
Seriously.
That team is out of their minds. They are going at it for real.
That's why we must fight as well. We absolutely can't lose to them.
Let's get ready. There's only 45 seconds left.
I don't want to do this.
This is too depressing.
Couldn't you at least invite some people for us?
There's nobody here. I don't understand why we're doing this!
Over there they are going "kiyaaaaaa".
It's so quiet over here.
Don't lick your lips.
Hamada: Enough already.
Tanaka: Not yet. I want to give it my all.
Endo: Let's sit down.
The results are in!
Here we have the Korakuen team.
Here is the Odaiba team.
Finally, the Harajuku team.
We discovered quite a bit.
Like, we fell in love.
Noses stink.
Yes, it's not the mouth,
it's the nose for me.
When we stood together, it was from here the smell came.
He was talking the whole time.
"Not now. No, not yet."
Every time I tried getting away, "No, not yet, not yet."
Well, it's because he's a sadist.
Let's see who ended up in last place.
In third place,
Matsumoto and Yamasaki with 1 minute 58 seconds.
Isn't that way too short?
He pushed, trying to get away from me.
He's useless.
In second place,
Hamada and Tanaka, with 4 minutes 13 seconds.
Which means that the winners are
Endo and Suga, with 58 minutes 8 seconds.
You guys are completely stupid.
Idiots. Complete idiots.
58 minutes!
I'm sorry.
This isn't good.
Odaiba was way harder than expected.
We might lose viewers because of this.
While kissing, you felt our connection grew stronger as well, right?
What are you talking about?
From there, we started swaying, and lost our sense of balance as well.
There might be some truth to that.
Exactly!
It definitely grew stronger.
Endo: I can't hold it any longer. I gotta use the toilet.
This is too much.
What are you doing?
I can't do it in the toilets.
Sorry, please wait a moment.
I held it in for so long.
Here's your prize, 300,000 yen.
Wait a minute, you did nothing to earn this.
You did nothing for this.
Are you saying that only you suffered?